it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
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did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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