You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
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Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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