No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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