She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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