How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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