He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Randomize
