He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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