I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
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I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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