Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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