Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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