I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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