Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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