we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
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I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
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well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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