Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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