I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Randomize