You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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