Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
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he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I'm bleeding and have questions
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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