these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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