I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
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Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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