Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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