I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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