i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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