Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
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Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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