If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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