idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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