So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
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She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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