god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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