absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
It's shark week go big or go home
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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