question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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