Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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