She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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