should my penis look like a turkey
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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