fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
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Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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