did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
