That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
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You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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