im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
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Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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