Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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