am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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