I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
is wine microwaveable?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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