Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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