he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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