i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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