im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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