you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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