fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
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And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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