New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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