fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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