Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
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YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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