hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I'm both gender and math confused
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