it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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