if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
We're like a lot better than the average bears
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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