I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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