Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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