He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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