We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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