if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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